When I first started a blog I was a little confused about blog spam. I mean, the comments sounded so sincere. But, then I realized that the commenter went by something along the lines of “acid reflux” or “wholesale bags” and that had to be fake, right?
Well, I was completely amused to receive this comment one day recently. There is the blog spam formula for all the world to see.
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And there you go!
Sandra
P.S. Wait for it…NEW spam is on the way!
